i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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