found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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