Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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