My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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