I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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