Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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