No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We had sex on a dog bed..
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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