just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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