You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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