): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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