need another drink. this is the easiest way
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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