Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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