Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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