Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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