I must be too annoying 4 u.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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