Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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