Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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