He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
