Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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