you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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