D3 body, D1 cock
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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