This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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