So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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