i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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