Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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