dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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