We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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