We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
