This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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