Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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