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I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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