am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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