so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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