Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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