Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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