are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
please don't ironically join a cult
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