I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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