My boss' voice literally gives me gas
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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