But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
3pm strippers are depressing
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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