i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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