Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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