Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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