i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I see more hoeing in ur future
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