you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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