I accidentally had phone sex last night
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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