maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The air taste purple.
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