That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
This is my life. Enjoy the view
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
