Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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