Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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