it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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