If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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