Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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