Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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