I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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