you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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