Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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