All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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