Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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